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Name: Kathleen Cordero
Age according to your birth certificate: 22
Age you really think you are: 17

1) What are 5 things you really like about yourself?
- Most clothes look awesome on me
- My ability to entertain people on long car trips
- Morphing into a man with just enough alcohol
- I'm really comfortable in my skin right now
- I'd write more but I'd risk sounding really conceited

2) What is one accomplishment you are really proud of that you can't ever write down in your resume?
I can stand people droning on and on without flinching or showing any sign of boredom or disinterest. Took lots of practice drifting into lalaland.

3) If you could live a secret life, what kind of secret life would you live?
Supermodel with uber pouty lips and a sexy slouched posture.

4) What is the loveliest thing someone's told you lately?
Hmmm... I really can't remember.

5) What is the most supreme act of kindness ever shown to you?
My parents standing up for me.

6) What is your inner child wearing right now?
A big, big rainbow tutu.

7) Describe the very moment you first fell in love.
Wheeeeeeeee....

8) Describe your favorite person without using any adjectives.
He looks like the baby Jesus in swaddling clothes when he's sleeping in his bed. An overgrown baby, that is. Shit, three adjectives. Sorry.

9) Complete the sentence on your future headstone: "Here lies...."
I don't want anything written on my urn.

10) What movie character would you love to play?
I'll get back to you on this one -- but I remember wanting so bad to be Christina Ricci in Now and Then or Claudia Kishi in the Baby-Sitters club movie.

11) Describe your perfect birthday cake.
Estrelle's caramel cake! Or Mrs. Yulo's Strawberry shortcake! With pretty candles.

12) A stadium of people are clapping for you and giving you a standing ovation. What did you just do to deserve this?
Being the greatest Risk player in the world. Then I'll have the crowd chant for me to become the supreme ruler of the universe.

The lucky 13 question: If you were a musical instrument, what instrument would you be and how would you like to be played?
Trombone. Wait, I don't know. Something that would require lots of saliva, tongue, and sensual stroking. LOL